The Government is building a palace and I’m not sure why.

Okay, I gotta level with you all.

The Government is getting whack.

Like, they practically don’t exist and yet are building a whole palace for no reason.

And it’s slated to be the new geographic center of the city.

Like, I don’t know why they do this but here we are I guess.

And the weirdest part is, I was invited in for a tour! 

The place was also completely deserted minus a guard escort for me.

It was so weird because it seems like a mega-mansion that TwentiethBeef (More from him at the end) would own. And yet, it’s completely empty.

Apparently, they have a grand dining room for all zero people who live here.

All jokes aside the President (We have a president?) and Vice President apparently are slated to live here.

He was just so chill I had to take a picture. 

They also have a grand ballroom for the parties that the nonexistent government will somehow host.

Though it does have a really nice view of the swamp and, due to its location, the original part of town.

This room is apparently slated so that the President and VP can meet with leaders from other countries.

What other countries you ask? Like, all I know of are Slovoda, New Light River, and Darkriver. Formerly Genoplive but that was before our time. 

Prepare yourselves.

So I just had to pull out the color photos for this one.

The Library is probably one of the best looking rooms in the entire building.

I really have nothing else to say. It’s just great.

Which office is which?

I wasn’t told, really. I’m assuming the bottom one is the President’s cause it’s fancier but I can’t say.

“Would you mind sharing them with us today?”

“If I get to roast them, yes.”

“You do.”

“This is gonna be good. So, starting off with uhh why. You see uhh as far as I can tell the government here doesn’t uhh… exist? and the fact that they’ve built a massive palace that is mostly leisure rooms makes me more suspicious about them. While they haven’t done anything wrong and as such, I won’t like, bottleneck their trade. Yes, I can do that, it’s still a little suspicious how secretive they are. think about it, all we know about it is that, yesm it exists and they have a president and VP that you guys don’t vote for. That’s about it really. Excluding of course the fucking palace. So, the whole thing tips me off since I, as you may know, pride myself on being a very transparent figure. The company that I run and I as a person am very transparent and like it when people know what exactly is going on. Well the Courdelane Government, or whatever they have, has the exact opposite, where we don’t know at all what’s going on or why or anything inside. That’s really most of what I’ve got wrong with it and know that, if the government starts to screw around I, and probably many other companies, except for HAL. HAL’s just… weird. will probably make it crumble, so you’re in good hands.

“I’m glad to see that you would, uhm, destroy the government for us.”

“I don’t see why not. Alrighty then I think that was all I was brought in for?”

“uhh, yeah. That, that’s about right yes.”

“Cool, I’ll see myself out and you can continue writing newspapers!”

So, In conclusion, the Palace is a strange landmark, but it’s a landmark that will probably live on for as long as the city does.

Which is hopefully longer than Genoplive.